Cokey McCrotch

Today I spilled Coke all over my crotch because the girl at the Crest drive-thru didn't put the lid on tight enough. And you know what I did to protest? I just let it dry ... naturally. I didn't even change my pants. This was my way of saying, "F you, Crest and lids and Murphy's Law! You can't stop me with just uncomfortable wetness!" But then I wonder: am I just one step away from peeing my pants and being okay with it?