Bella: You're fat, daddy.
Me: (Pretends to fake cry)
Bella: No. In real life. You are fat.
Me: What? Noooo.
Bella: Yes, you are. You are fat. Look at your belly. And your tumm.
Me: (Frowns)
Bella: Daddy. You. Are. Fat. In real life.
Me: That doesn't make me feel good.
Bella: Well, you are. Fat.
Me: Go to your room.
