Here is a contest they really want you to enter. They even put a picture of this baby in the ad to make you compare your baby to it. Gives confidence. "My baby is cuter than THAT baby," you'll say.* And then you'll enter. It's very persuasive. Because, really, most babies would be cuter than this one.**
* I apologize if this is the baby of anyone I know. But I doubt it. Everyone I know has adorable babies.
** I do believe that this baby is a special child of God. Just not a very cute one. Still, He loves her. And so does her mommy.
